At the behest of his misses (Her Lovely Self), Magazine Man was doing some basement cleaning. Rather than throw away his sweet swag, he decided to put the loot up for auction. But he wasn't looking for money. Oh no. In order to win an item, you had to do "something cool" with it. I assume he means have sex with it. Whatever.
Anyway, MM had a SWEET Han Solo Blaster water gun which we thought would be *perfect* for squirting the squirrel in my tree. As payment for the blaster, I had to make a video of myself soaking the little bastard.
Well, here it is. I'm paying it forward.
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UPDATED: Movie poster genius courtesy of Shane Nickerson. "This time, it's FURSONAL." You MUST enlarge it and read it. MM as the Voice of Reason made me spit out my coffee.