Where the eff have I been? I know, I know. Last month I moved over to the West Side of LA. Don’t know where that is? I didn’t either. It’s way the hell away from everything. When I took the apartment I figured it wouldn’t be a problem. I typically go out for meetings and auditions in the middle of the day so traffic is usually manageable. My other work can be done from home so why the hell not. I’ll get a nice pad near the marina with a huge patio, a lemon tree, and a parking space. I’ll wake up to the smell of saline saturated ocean air and El Pollo Loco.
Life will be good.
It almost worked.