I received this memo from my boss last night:
Some of you asked about the cleaning of the radio studio. As per Martin, it will now be done DAILY at midnight. That's more than we asked for.
In return, we should try our best to have each of our teams and shows leave the room in the best possible shape. You are still responsible for anything that contains your bodily fluids.
And there is no food allowed in the studio. Please adhere to these rules as a courtesy to each other, and to the janitorial staff.
Does anything seem ... unusual about this memo?