AJ's Piece o' The Web

n3rds r3v3ng3! w00t!!!!!11!eleven

Have you been following the feud between Shane, Wil and Annie? It all started with an after-show bet. Read about it here. If you continue to read Annie's posts (and you should), you'll notice a few recurring themes. (1) Bloggers are nerds (2) Wil is their king (3) Shane is in love with Wil (4) Wil is in love with himself.

Once you're done holding your side from laughing so hard at Annie's posts, you can then view "n3rds r3v3ng3" (that's LEET for "Nerd's Revenge"):

Yes, I had a hand in this. When the Vito and Michael Corleone of blogging ask for help, you give it. What could I do?

I left the gun. I took the cannolis.

A New Character Coming Soon.

It's that magical time of year again.

Keeping Promises. (Now with fancy movie poster)

At the behest of his misses (Her Lovely Self), Magazine Man was doing some basement cleaning. Rather than throw away his sweet swag, he decided to put the loot up for auction. But he wasn't looking for money. Oh no. In order to win an item, you had to do "something cool" with it. I assume he means have sex with it. Whatever.

Anyway, MM had a SWEET Han Solo Blaster water gun which we thought would be *perfect* for squirting the squirrel in my tree. As payment for the blaster, I had to make a video of myself soaking the little bastard.

Well, here it is. I'm paying it forward.

PC file (.WMV)    Mac file (.MOV)

Fan mail to: ajgentile-at-gmail-dot-com
Hate mail: magazine.man-at-gmail-dot-com

UPDATED: Movie poster genius courtesy of Shane Nickerson. "This time, it's FURSONAL." You MUST enlarge it and read it. MM as the Voice of Reason made me spit out my coffee.

Mr. Do Gets Bloody Revenge

Do you remember the game Mr. Do? You play the hero-- a polka-dot clad clown who burrows through fields of delicious red cherries. All the while trying to avoid an assortment of enemies. Your only real weapon is a rubber ball.

Sounds unfair, doesn't it? A slew of meanies against a clown with a ball?

In this Crappy-mation (tm), Mr. Do gets his revenge.

You probably need to be at least 30 years old to understand it. If not, it's going to look REALLLLLY weird.

Enjoy.

The Nerd Strikes Back

An IM conversation with Merujo this afternoon went something like this:

Merujo: Liked Shane's newest v-blog. AJ the uber-geek. Heh heh heh.
AJ: Good one?
Merujo: This time, yes. He mentions you and your amazing technical gifts. :-)
AJ: OH NO
Merujo: Oh yeah.

You know you've "arrived" as a blogger when you're mentioned on a high-profile, super-popular blog like Shane's. And to hear my name in his vlog (vuh-log? vee-log?) just makes me giddy. I have created a crappy-mation to celebrate this milestone in my blogging career.

But before you watch it, you should read the last few posts on Nickerblog and watch the vlog for context.

Enjoy. (Flash, High-speed, High-volume required)

The Letter People