At the behest of his misses (Her Lovely Self), Magazine Man was doing some basement cleaning. Rather than throw away his sweet swag, he decided to put the loot up for auction. But he wasn't looking for money. Oh no. In order to win an item, you had to do "something cool" with it. I assume he means have sex with it. Whatever.
Anyway, MM had a SWEET Han SoloBlaster water gun which we thought would be *perfect* for squirting the squirrel in my tree. As payment for the blaster, I had to make a video of myself soaking the little bastard.
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UPDATED: Movie poster genius courtesy of Shane Nickerson. "This time, it's FURSONAL." You MUST enlarge it and read it. MM as the Voice of Reason made me spit out my coffee.
Because several folks have asked, and because I have nothing better at the moment, here is my first foray into video blogging (vlogging, vuh-logging, vee-logging).
Warning. This Video is offensive to:
Gays, Jews, Hispanics, Homeless, Women with large breasts, Fans of Ska
Spared from ridicule, but only temporarily are:
People of African Descent, Asian Americans, The French, People who drive a Mini.