More...
... big fat hippy + electric Smart Car = Comedy gold (and irony bronze)
... Dear rank and rancid thing living (or dying) in my sink disposal: I know you're down there. Just so you know that I know.
... Email subject: "Your Fidelity statement is now available" should be changed to: "Salt is now available. Please expose your wound."
... this stop: design-your-own-baby. Next stop: Khan Noonien Singh. Be careful, science. http://tiny.cc/E9PAO
... hoping the Laundry Fairy will come dig me out. What? There's no such thing as Laundry Fairy? &(@*$!!
Hey kids... I had a request to post this video. This is a reading I did for Shane Nickerson's "Subject Line Here".
The original story is here in case you'd like to read along and see where I messed up. ;-)
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