Lost Blogs Found

Published author, Hollywood writer, television commentator. There seems to be no end to the list of accolades bestowed on our beloved Paul Davidson. Well, Pauly D can add one more feather to his cap: "back of AJs toilet."

Oh yes. The Lost Blogs have indeed been found -- in my loo, perched triumphantly atop the commode.

We have been unpacking this week and stacked our books on the mantle above our fireplace. It took a good 2 hours to sufficiently randomize the books and make them look "natural", as if to say, "yeah, we're smart. (we're not) we read all o' these (we don't)."

Well, one book was quickly promoted from "trophy" to "must read two to three times daily, depending on what I ate."

Roll your eyes if you must, but this is the PERFECT bathroom book. Each blog entry (one per page) is entertaining, educational and most importantly -- the perfect length! Just today, I have passed some gas time reading about William Hearst, Lewiss Carroll and John Wayne Gacy.

In all seriousness: it's a hilarious book for nerds, history buffs and bloggers. And being that I'm a combination of all three... gastric goodness, flatulent fulfillment, poop perfection.

Come to think of it, I feel my belly churning. Got to check out Davy Crockett's blog about The Alamo. Don't worry... I'll light a match!